Me: Plot twist; Tumblr fame has significance in reality.
Jamie: Plot twist; Tumblr fame actually looks great on a resume.
kanyebestcoast asked: I am once again confessing my love for you ok
Plot Twist: There's no such thing as a plot twist.
fallforemmy: ill3st-bitch: Lil Wayne, Drake, Nicki Minaj, Rick Ross impersonations. those were fucking perfect, lololol. He killleeeed it :o
Anonymous asked: scratch that ask, how does one do that anonymously?
Anonymously message me (1) picture of your boobs.
Plot Twist: Tumblr is only a figment of your imagination.
holdyourpants asked: SHELBY. I always try and talk to you and you never talk to me no more. WHY CANT YOU JUST LOVE ME.